The long front straight at Monza will never be the same after P. O'Moto performed the first ever wheelie in a Formula One car, crossing the start/finish line on two wheels and nearly three laps clear of his nearest rival.
"It was pretty cool," O'Moto stated, succinctly and brilliantly, holding court in his triple-wide RV that usually requires the exclusive use of two lanes of freeway traffic.
And pretty cool it was. Taking spare parts from an old window air conditioning unit he found at one of his many rental properties, O'Moto worked closely with his aero crew to design a wing that had eluded the top minds at Ferrari and McLaren for decades.
"Simple stuff actually," P yawned. "Once we bought a new fan belt and turned the dial to 'Recirculate', it pretty much took care of itself.
At press time, Trane and EnergyWise are in a heated bidding war for sponsorship rights to the new wing.
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