Two Micks Racing, the commercial, developmental, promotional and spiritual arm of motorsport uberstar P. O'Moto's global racing empire, is said to be considering the addition of another jet to its fleet. Already possessing an impressive collection worthy of its own regional airline, Two Micks Racing has long been rumored to be in the market for a plane that will carry its other planes.
"We're negotiating with the French to be the first private owner of the new Airbus B1GA55," team CEO, Michael "The Irish Hand Grenade" McMahon confirmed from his office on the top floor of the world's tallest building. "Not only will it carry all of our racing machinery, it has a special lead-lined workshop that will allow our team of engineers to continue development of the NuclearDiesel hybrid rotary engine we are preparing for next year's 24 Hours of Le Mans."
In addition to the hangar-sized storage area and garage, the special order jet is believed to contain a three-level nightclub, Pink Berry stand and a faithful replica of Enzo Ferrari's office.
"If the French surrender it on time, I'll land her on the front straight at Magny-Cours right before we grid up for the French GP," said McMahon hopefully. "Who knows if they'll finish. We'll probably have to build it ourselves."
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